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Hollywood can be a lonely city for the lovelorn. Beat off the post-Valentine’s blues by cozying up next to today's sexy single!

Bachelorette #1: Randi Lynn Lynd

Good things come in small packages, and Randi is no exception. As a Libra, Randi is an artistic home-body, who is sensual, and idealistic. Her ideal careers include Singer, Real Estate Agent, Architect, Private Eye, Zookeeper, Submarine Operator, and Getaway Driver.

Perfect Date: Rip off some DVDs from Circuit City, eat a big sandwich, and then do crystal meth and H-J* each other in the bathroom at the dog races.

Sex: F
Descent: White
Height: 5'0
Weight: 107
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Green
Date of Birth: Oct 22, 1957
Activities: Quilting, Getaway Driving
Turn Ons: Blonde Wigs, William Shatner, Stealing
Wanted For: Burglary
Favorite Book: How to Make Friends and Influence People


*Hand job


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