Friday, February 22, 2008

Hollywood Loney Heart DR#: 83-0549944

MadAtoms Personals

Los Angeles can be a lonely city for the lovelorn. Beat off the post-Valentine’s blues by cozying up next to this week’s sexy single!

Bachelor #1: Rafael Nicholas Mora

Rafael is a self-proclaimed “chocoholic,” and a seasoned heroin addict. A Fire sign, this hunky Sagittarius is funny, sexual, and free-spirited. Mora is also admittedly vain about his knife-handling abilities and moustache. A tattoo on Rafael’s upper left back featuring a
Calvin cartoon urinating on the phrase ‘La Migra’ illustrates this Romeo’s appreciation for satire.

Win His Love:
Be sensitive about the missing tip of his middle finger, especially on Thursdays, and give him a gift with Turquoise in it, the designated stone of the Sagittarius.


Sex: M
Descent: Hispanic
Height: 5'8
Weight: 140
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Date of Birth: Dec 6, 1955
Favorite Weapon: Knife
Activities: Drug Dealing, Karaoke Bars
Turns Offs: Negativity, Not getting drug money in a timely fashion
Wanted For: Murder
Favorite Quote: “Be the change you want to see in the world.” - Gandhi
DR#: 83-0549944

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's so hot!!

February 25, 2008 at 12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's my baby daddy you looking at bitch.

February 25, 2008 at 12:43 PM  

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