Native Americans' Response to NCAA

Native Americans have been protesting offensive "Indian" sports team names for years now with little success, so they've quietly begun to retaliate by proposing new mascots for various colleges.

MadAtoms obtained this list from the offices of the American Indian Heritage Foundation:

Mississippi State Church Bombers

Baylor Flaming Messiahs

Yeshiva University Jesus Killers

Iowa State Wiggers

Brigham Young Osmond Fuckers

University of DC Snipers

Chatsworth Community College Double Penetrations

Howard University Negroes

Idaho Taliban

Duke University Acquitted Stripper Rapists

University of Nevada-Las Vegas Mexicans Handing Out Escort Flyers

UC-Berkeley Hirsute Bushes

Appalachian State Brother-Sister Three-Ways

University of Miami Dehydrated Boat People

UCLA Crips n' Nips

University of Colorado JonBenet Remains

Cleveland State Steamers