Rejected Ben and Jerry’s Flavors

How they turned down Berry Manilow is beyond me.

Ben and Jerry’s has announced its new flavors. What aging hippie will be immortalized this year? Why, John Lennon, with the new flavor, “Imagine Whirled Peace.” This, from the Ben and Jerry’s website:

“Through his art and lyrics he imagined a world without war and asked us all to 'Give Peace a Chance'. We hope this whirly mixture of toffee cookies and fudge peace signs enlightens your bellies and souls and makes you ask what you can do to promote peace in your lives.”

If toffee cookies and fudge don’t stop this war in Iraq, nothing will!

Luckily, Mad Atoms has obtained a list of ice cream flavors that didn't make the cut this year:

Heath Bar Ledger

Pears Hilton

Caramel Gibson

Berry Manilow

Coffee Anan

Jennifer Cantalopez

Sherbette Midler

Banana Nichole Smith

Notorious F.I.G.

Mint Eastwood

Heidi Klum’s Super Dark Chocolate Fudge

S’morrisey

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